Cue the bald eagle screech and crank up that Lee Greenwood—because this Fourth of July, we’re not just lighting sparklers... we’re blowing up GIANT pool floats and making the founding fathers proud. 🇺🇸 Welcome to the splash zone, where freedom comes with cupholders and red, white, and WHOA.
🦅 FLOATS SO FREE, THEY SHOULD HAVE THEIR OWN BILL OF RIGHTS
🎇 Giant Waving American Flag Pool Float
As big as your Uncle Ron’s BBQ opinions and twice as fun. This float isn’t just a vibe—it’s a waving water monument to your glorious summer tan.
Wave it loud →
🍩 Americana Frosted Donut Float
Looks sweet. Feels sweeter. This sugar-coated slice of poolside freedom is the only kind of donut that won’t judge you for eating five others.
Snack it patriotic-style →
💫 Giant Patriotic Star Pool Float
Because you were born to sparkle. This all-American float is literally star-spangled—like a poolside firework you can sit on.
Be the star →
🍻 BACKYARD BALD-EAGLE-LEVEL CHILL
🛶 Americana River Tube + Two-Seater
Freedom is better with a plus one. This floating love seat is basically a water Uber for patriotic duos. Toss in a cooler and call it Floaty Independence Day.
Single-seater →
Double trouble →
🛋️ Americana Lounger
Like your grandma’s recliner... if your grandma loved crushing White Claws poolside. This is your VIP seat to the land of the free and the home of the comfy.
Kick back →
🎒 BE PREPARED TO PARTY
🧢 Americana Dry Bag Collection
Hold your snacks, your sunscreen, your hopes and dreams—this waterproof wonder is like a personal Liberty Bell for your stuff. Except, you know, not cracked.
Stuff your freedom →
🍔 American Dream Apron
BBQ like the hero you are. This star-spangled apron turns every backyard into a freedom grill zone. Kiss the cook? Nah—salute them.
Grill ready →
🧨 FINAL THOUGHTS
You could celebrate the 4th with fireworks and awkward small talk... OR you could cannonball into the most ridiculous, glorious, star-spangled float fest of your life. At BigMouth, we believe in life, liberty, and the pursuit of absurd pool gear. Because nothing says "I love America" like a 6-foot donut and float-induced belly laughs.
Party like a patriot.
Because freedom? Never felt this comfy.
