Why was Dumbo sad? He felt irrelephant.

I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.

What washes up on tiny beaches? Microwaves.

I bought a boat because it was for sail.

Coffee has a rough time in our house. It gets mugged every single morning!

What do you call a thieving alligator? A Crookodile

What do you call a bee that can't make up its mind? A Maybe

Don't go bacon my heart. I couldn't if I fried.

If you were a fruit, you'd be a fine-apple

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A: Gummybear