Why don’t mummies take vacations? They’re afraid they’ll unwind!
What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Ice scream!
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts.
What kind of music do mummies listen to? Wrap music!
What room does a ghost avoid? The living room!
What does a ghost bring to a Halloween party? Boos!
What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange.
Why did the skeleton skip prom? He had no body to go with.
What’s a ghost’s favorite game? Hide and shriek!
What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling!
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Our Corgi Butt Bottle Opener is a hilarious choice when you're looking to add a wall mounted opener to your home bar. You can use it to efficiently open bottles when you need a quick laugh.